Hey, Don't Be That Guy: Man Steals A Tractor And Runs Over Political Signs


Restaurant Thief Found In Bathroom With Beer And Cheesecake:

A restaurant owner was shocked to discover the aftermath of a recent, overnight break-in.Two men broke into the restaurant and apparently had a party because one of the suspects was passed out on the floor. Next to him was a bucket full of beer along with a half-eaten cheesecake. While the sleeping suspect was taken into custody, authorities are still searching for the other man. 

Drunk Man Says He's "Son Of God" And Throws Mailbox In The Street:

A Pennsylvania man was arrested after allegedly screaming and throwing items, including mailboxes into the road at 5 a.m.Martin Miller had a few too many drinks and woke her up by screaming from the street that “skies are opening” and that he was the “son of God.” He was also throwing things into the street and screaming “Beam me up Scotty!” and “here piggy piggy.” Miller is facing charges including public drunkenness and disorderly conduct.

Man Steals A Tractor From Construction Site And Uses It To Run Over Political Signs:

Florida police arrested James Blight after he allegedly stole a bulldozer from a construction site, then used it to terrorize a neighborhood by plowing over Biden-Harris signs and causing other property damage. One homeowner said the man came onto his property, took the two Joe Biden signs he had in the yard, and then came back with a bulldozer to run over his fence. This was all in the middle of the afternoon. Blight told authorities, "I've been drinking whiskey all day and don't remember what happened."