WEIRD NEWS: That's Not a Knife...Oh, Wait, It Is!

A British man showed a very dull intellect by threatening to kill a pair of cops with a very sharp knife -- a blade that looked exactly like the one tattooed on his face.

Grant Stevens jumped out of the bushes at the Gloucester train station, waving the weapon and making death threats against the two female officers, neither of whom was armed. Prosecutor Janine Wood said Stevens, who has bi-polar disorder, shouted: "Stand back, I'm going to stab you, I'm going to kill you."

A lawyer for the 37-year-old said her client was off his medication at the time, and had an "intense mistrust" of people in uniform. (Daily Mail)