(True) Comments Miss America Contestants Have Made:

“I would wish for world peace. And Miss America is instrumentation for that very thing.”

 “I’m studying to be an anchorman on the local news. As you might well imagine, it’s a challengement.”

“I would wish to meet Tom Hanks. Or did you mean a dead person?”

“No, I don’t think the Miss America Pageant denigrates women. Well…maybe the ugly ones…”

“If I’m chosen Miss America, I will get a street named after me.”

“My best friend is my dog. Robbie. He is dead. And I just KNOW he’s here tonight.”

“I have always admired you, Mr. Parker. Especially your drive to get dogs neutral.”