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Pizza Pouch - Yup, it's a REAL THING!

It's billed as the PORTABLE, PIZZA, POUCH! It's real. It's for sale for just $7.99. From a company called "stupidiotic". You can order this thing HERE. Do you really need pizza available at any time? And if you do, you can now have it hanging in a pouch around your neck! Peep the Amazon product description lol!

  • PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE - This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch.
  • HAVE IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES - A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude.
  • NEVER GO HUNGRY - Whether you’re headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.
  • ECO FRIENDLY - Reusable ziplock seal; Not to be used with microwave or ovens
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - 100% Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.

And the how to use is to die for!

How to Use:

  • Grab a slice from the nearest pizza joint, pizza box, or pizza briefcase.
  • Place slice inside pizza pouch, then reseal top.
  • Hang pizza around your neck like you're warding off low-carb vampires.
  • When hungry, unzip pouch and slide pizza into open mouth.

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